i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying
my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”
What do you call it if a guy gets an erection at a funeral?
I’ll be here all night, folks. 👊